Post-truth
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please."
Mark Twain
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Digital Podge 2017 -
According to our sources
The illuminati of digital will be gathering on Friday 1 December for the 2017 Digital Podge Lunch. Alternative facts, realities and states of inebriation will be available.
- Friday 1 December 2017
- Reception drinks – 12:30 pm
- Lunch served –1.30 pm
- Evening bar – 5pm onwards
- At the Institute of Directors, Pall Mall, London
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Other news:
- Customer lost in experience map
- Too much disruption is bad for your health, says leading doctor
- Streaker shocker at stakeholder workshop
- PICTURED: 20 million post-it notes stashed under UXer’s bed
- Account manager locks creative team in cellar for six weeks
- Project manager sectioned after stapler not returned to her desk
- Developer stuns colleagues by making conversation
- Creative Director erects statue of himself in meeting room
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Menu
WikiLeaks has uncovered plans for a decadent three-course lunch:
Starter
Creamed celeriac soup, shimeji mushrooms, truffle oil
Main Course
Sea bass fillet, new potatoes with sultanas, capers and parsley, clementine butter
Roast turkey, apricot and pistachio stuffing, Brussels sprouts, cocotte potatoes, gravy.
Gorgonzola and walnut tortelloni, butternut puree, spinach
Dessert
Pannetone bread and butter pudding, brandy custard
And of course
Bacon butties or veggie alternative served at 7pm
Nutritional values – can be falsified to suit your post-truth diet.
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Partners
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